So I was looking at the box of breaded cheese sticks I cooked this morning, and it had one of those "hey dipshit" warnings that told you the cheese sticks would be hot so you should be careful, despite the fact that the rest of the box was instructing you on how to heat the things properly, and I realized something:
Compared to the rest
of the box's contents, this caution was really fucking small, and
therefore if you were stupid enough to need it, it really wasn't helpful
so much as a cruel joke on your stupidity should you try to sue.
God bless America.