This Apr 02, 2008 2:04PM PST

is a really well produced prank Seriously, how the hell did they get those CGI effects? Now let's hope the storyline for 50 Cent: Bloods of the Sand is also a prank. For those of you who don't know, 50 plays a USO concert for the troops and gets shafted on the payment. To make up for the payment 50 was supposed to get, the people who were supposed to pay him provide him a crystal skull. Somehow this leads to him joining warring factions in a war-torn Middle Eastern country (no, they don't officially say Iraq and as mentioned in the 1up Podcast from I think last week, there ARE other war torn places in the Middle East but still...). Now this makes me realize 3 things 1) How much our public school system truly does suck if people are going to buy this game 2) Prostitution, gambling, drugs, and obsessions with sex don't make us deserve 9/11, but maybe this does. and 3) the one good thing I've realized is that no connection has yet been made between his name being 50 Cent and the fact he gets stiffed on a payment in the form of a lame joke.... which, might actually just bring us back to realization 1, who knows?